Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Genius. I couldn't make this kinda thing up.

What the hell is next?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Drunk texting coming to an end?

So as a true drunk texter, I thought this app was awesome. I had been saying somebody needed to create an app to stop you from doing this terrible deed, and finally it happened. Somebody made it so you can stop drunk texting. Its genius. You just tell your phone ahead of time that your drinking, if you decide to use your phone you have to pass some kind of sobriety test on your phone. I see a lot of nice android phones being broken, and a lot of ex's (including mine from time to time) not getting those annoying 'I miss you aka can you come over for an hr or so before I fall asleep' texts..

If you wanna purchase :

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Bath salts the new legal meth?

Apparently that's the new thing now that fake weed and salvia are getting banned. Someone figured out that they can get fucked up on bath salts.

 I may have experimented once...or twice... Either way I can not fathom ever getting bath salts and crushing them to snort. Apparently youth have found this the new way to get high, and I can't explain how embarrassed I am to call myself part of this generation.

If your unsure of what bath salts are exactly its these things (I never used them I really don't know the purpose of them or why you would crush and snort them).

Apparently it causes hallucinations, rapid heart rate, and suicidal thoughts, and is comparable to meth, one comment I read said it was actually more potent. Lord if you are out there.. Please for the sake of humanity strike down the idiot who tried this first.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I'll call you bitch for short

This lady,

has decided to sue because she was humiliated by this video of her falling.

The best part was this little gem:

Texting while walking, Cruz says, is "dangerous. … I could have been walking into a bus, a car, a ditch, anything. Texting and walking, take it from me, is dangerous. It really is."

Read an actual article about this here:

Meet herbe

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The beginning

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